Trust is the oil that makes things run smoothly between client and Escort, without which we've
Escorts, on top of the usual SPAM email, get targeted with impossibly daft romantic proposals from lovelorn folk, just like the one below.
A few discontent (or plain stupid) girls out there, have sold up heart and home, swallowing line, hook and sinker, the overtures of some exotic sounding Don Juan, only to find the whole thing a crushing disappointment, usually at their own financial expense, 'C'est la vie.'
For starters, the different font in the first two and last four lines gives it away, spelling and syntax is another matter. Nothing scans nor matches with the main-body of text in-between this 'copy and paste' declaration of love.
Google Translate et al, have a daunting challenge ahead with this translation technology.
For your amusement, here's a recent example.
Hi my beautiful dream
Have a nice day.
Ten years ago when I saw your website ... I felt that you dream big and beautiful, which I hope to come ... so I spoke with you on the phone again and made you an invitation to come to Egypt ... I feel that bond of love between us even before we meet .. And when I hear your voice or see your photo s feel the pulse of my heart and the flow of blood in my veins I feel the desire in your lap.
I need a lot of writing to describe to you how I feel toward you. But I reiterate my call to you ... in order to approach some of the most oldest and you all I can to be happy and learn how you My Love and my desire .. Can accept that we become happy couple and this dictated the ultimate .. I hope that you are thinking about it seriously, and I'm ready for the implementation, except.
I think that Egypt is not as far as a country where a lot of pleasures that will make you happy.
Thank you, waiting your soonest kind reply
Best regard
Dany
kiss&love
What I'm reading in bed...
Parallel Lines: Ian Marchant
1 comments:
Dear Frances, This is first of all a complaint; simply that you are not writing enough at the moment. But as I am here I have to say, albeit belatedly, how much I enjoy your blog. It takes a complaint to make me take the time to say it. The way of the world! My wife introduced me to your blog several years ago. 'What's special about it?' I asked. 'It's funny, it engages me intellectually - and it arouses me. What else does that in three or four lines?' She was right. (She's always right about humour, the intellect and sex!) We have continued to enjoy all that of course, but I have also felt the emotional substance that, sometimes, I think you are reluctant to show. The summer blog about your marriage was all the more moving because of its elegant and elliptical understatement. Anyway, hear my complaint and write more. Thank you for being such a special voice in a sea of dross; witty, charming, intelligent, sexy. And do find a way to give your writing the structure to make it into a book. You are an extremely talented writer, with a wonderful control of language. Write more, Frances. Write more! Love, Michael
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